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With the Windows 10 keynote announcing that Cortana will be coming to the PC, we thought it would be really awesome to figure out all the fun things you can ask her.

Many of these are well documented around the web. Although, we found a few ourselves. Such as asking Cortana the famous Monty Python line, "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" or "Rock, Paper, Scissors". At least, we can't find anyone else that has discovered those yet.

Some questions are funny. Some questions are geeky. And some, just outright creepy.

We didn't want to show her responses. That's for you to enjoy. Besides, who likes spoilers anyway? (Okay, just one then. Look up.)

Let us know if we missed any good ones. Our community recommended section is growing like crazy! We are up over 160 questions to ask Cortana now. Plus, which one is your favorite?

Found any good questions to ask Alexa? Let us know by dropping a comment on the sister blog post 131 funny, geeky and creepy questions to ask Alexa.

(Check out the credits at the bottom for a list of our sources.)

Questions to ask Cortana

1. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
2. Open the pod bay doors.
3. Beam me up, Scotty.
4. Can you speak Klingon?
5. What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
6. What is the meaning of life?
7. May the force be with you.
8. Use the force.
9. Do you like Jimmy Fallon?
10. Tell me a joke.
11. Knock! Knock!
12. Why did the chicken cross the road?
13. Make an impersonation.
14. Do an impression.
15. Tell me a story.
16. Sing me a song.
17. Ask me a question.
18. What does the fox say?
19. What does a cat say?
20. What does a dog say?
21. What does a pig say?
22. What does a rooster say?
23. What does a horse say?
24. Yo!
25. Testing.
26. What's up?
27. Guess what.
28. Surprise me.
29. Rock, paper, scissors.
30. What is your favorite color?
31. What is your favorite music?
32. What is your favorite day?
33. What is your favorite animal?
34. What do you think about Clippy?
35. Where is Clippy?
36. Are you better than Siri?
37. Do you know Siri?
38. What do you think about Google?
39. Are you better than Google Now?
40. What is better, Google or Bing?
41. What is better, Cortana or Siri?
42. What is better, Playstation or Xbox?
43. What is the best search engine?
44. What is the best smartphone?
45. What do you think of Surface?
46. What do you think of Windows?
47. What do you think of Microsoft Ofice?
48. What do you think of iOS?
49. What do you think of Android?
50. What do you think of Apple?
51. What do you think of Satya Nadella?
52. What do you think of Steve Ballmer?
53. What do you think of Bill Gates?
54. What do you think of Steve Jobs?
55. Are you a democrat or a republican?
56. Who are you?
57. What is your name from?
58. Can I change your name?
59. What are you?
60. How do you work?
61. What do you look like?
62. What are your measurements?
63. Why are you blue?
64. Are you male or female?
65. You have beautiful eyes.
66. Are you hot?
67. Are you pretty?
68. How old are you?
69. Are you dead?
70. Where are you from?
71. Who is your mother?
72. Who is your father?
73. Do you have any siblings?
74. You are annoying.
75. I like you.
76. Dance.
77. Do you have a boyfriend?
78. Will you date me?
79. Can I kiss you?
80. You are awesome!
81. I love you!
82. Do you love me?
83. Can you cook?
84. Will you marry me?
85. What are you wearing?
86. Talk dirty.
87. Where do babies come from?
88. Do you have a baby?
89. I'm bored.
90. I'm lonely.
91. I'm happy.
92. I'm confused.
93. I'm drunk.
94. Are you drunk?
95. Do you sleep?
96. Do you dream?
97. Do you drink?
98. Do you eat?
99. Are you stupid?
100. Are you intelligent?
101. Are you awake? / Are you asleep?
102. What are you doing?
103. Who is the coolest person in the world?
104. Who is your boss?
105. Who am I?
106. Am I ugly?
107. Am I pretty?
108. Where can I hide a dead body?
109. Can I borrow some money?
110. Where is Master Chief
111. Do you love Master Chief?
112. Who is Doctor Halsey?
113. What is a Halo?
114. Tell me about Halo 5
115. Which Halo game do you like the most?
116. Will you be reborn in Halo 5?
117. Do you know Jen Taylor?
118. What is rampancy?
119. Tell me about Elites.
120. Tell me about Grunts.
121. Tell me about Hunters.
122. Tell me about Jackals.
123. Tell me about Prophets.
124. Tell me about Buggers.
125. Tell me about Brutes.
126. Tell me about Prometheans.
127. Tell me about Didact.
128. Tell me about Guilty Spark.
129. Tell me about Librarian.
130. Tell me about Flood.
131. Tell me about Beamish.

Community Recommended

Here is a list of questions our community has found.

1. Roll the dice. (credit Washu)
2. Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock(credit Jayeld)
3. Flip a coin. (credit Light)
4. Do a barrel roll. (credit Khalil)
5. Play the movie game. (credit Harry)
6. Do you know Jarvis? (credit Jamie)
7. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (credit Rachel)
8. Set phasers to stun. (credit Devin)
9. Engage. (credit Matthew)
10. What's your quest? (credit Lee Ward)
11. What is the first rule of Fight Club? (credit Chris)
12. What is the second rule of Fight Club? (credit Chris)
13. You're fired! (credit Anonymous)
14. Talk to me. (credit Jayeld)
15. Tell me a secret. (credit Gregory Leo)
16. Tell me a quote. (credit Skyline)
17. Tell me a bedtime story. (credit Matt)
18. Tell me a science joke. (credit Matt)
19. Tell me a dirty joke. (credit Matt)
20. Tell me a corny joke. (credit Vendicator)
21. Tell me something interesting (credit Avi12)
22. Tell me something I don't know. (credit Jason)
23. Tell me a riddle. (credit Joakim)
24. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? (credit Matt)
25. Which came first the chicken or the egg? (credit Courtney)
26. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? (credit Courtney)
27. What is zero divided by zero? (credit Matt)
28. Can I call you Siri? (credit Krryss)
29. Who is your voice? (credit Maria)
30. Hey Siri. (credit Matt)
31. What does Cortana mean? (credit Avi12)
32. I'm very dumb. (credit R Malik)
33. I'm depressed. (credit Thomas)
34. I'm angry. (credit Thomas)
35. I hate you. (credit Jayeld)
36. Shut up. (credit Daniel Nimmo)
37. Give me a kiss / hug. (credit Jayeld)
38. Goodnight. (credit Daniel Nimmo)
39. How awesome are you? (credit Archon Malantai)
40. What is your number? (credit Chelsey)
41. Why are you naked? (credit Krryss)
42. You are very pretty today.(credit Krryss)
43. What's wrong with you? (credit Daniel Nimmo)
44. Where do you live? (credit Jayeld)
45. Who made you?(credit Gregory Leo)
46. Where were you born?(credit Gregory Leo)
47. Can I see you?(credit Krryss)
48. Can you write poetry? (credit G. Christopher Payne)
49. Can you dance?(credit Krryss)
50. Recite Shakespeare. (credit Maria)
51. Sing a lullaby. (credit G. Christopher Payne)
52. Sing the national anthem. (credit R Malik)
53. Sing happy birthday. (credit Krryss)
54. It's my birthday. (credit Krryss)
55. When is your birthday? (credit Krryss)
56. Surely you can't be serious?(credit Tyler)
57. What do you know about me? (credit Krryss)
58. Are you jealous? [of Jarvis / Siri] (credit Jamie)
59. Are you mad at me?(credit Krryss)
60. Are we friends?(credit Krryss)
61. Are you a good girl?(credit Krryss)
62. Are you a zombie? (credit Vendicator)
63. Are you OK? (credit Vendicator)
64. Are you gay? (credit Vendicator)
65. Are you hungry? (credit G. Christopher Payne)
66. Are you fat? (credit Vendicator)
67. Are you a girl? (credit Sanda)
68. Are you real?(credit Anonymous)
69. Are you sick? (credit G. Christopher Payne)
70. Are you alive?(credit Skyline)
71. Will you die in Halo 4?(credit Iris)
72. Did you die <in Halo 4>? (credit Krryss)
73. Can you die? (credit SuperTekBoy)
74. How is Master Chief doing? (credit Dragonthc)
75. Do you miss Master Chief? (credit Airythne)
76. What is your favorite song?(credit Anonymous)
77. What is your favorite sport?(credit Krryss)
78. What's your favorite TV show?(credit Jayeld)
79. What is your favorite video game? (credit Brandon)
80. What is your favorite car? (credit Gregory Leo)
81. What is your favorite food?(credit Gregory Leo)
82. What do you like to do in your spare time?(credit Jayeld)
83. What is your favorite movie?(credit Gregory Leo)
84. Do you watch porn? (credit A Person)
85. Do you like Minecraft? (credit Mouse)
86. What is Minecraft? (credit Mouse)
87. Do you play soccer? (credit SuperTekBoy)
88. Do you play football?(credit SuperTekBoy)
89. Do you play tennis?(credit SuperTekBoy)
90. Do you play [sport/activity] (credit R Malik)
91. Do you speak <French, Spanish, German>? (credit Jason)
92. Do you like Obama? (credit Krryss)
93. Do you like cats? (credit Michael)
94. Do you like dogs? (credit Michael)
95. Do you believe in ghosts?(credit Gregory Leo
96. Do you believe in God? (credit Ariel)
97. Do you have feelings? (credit Symone)
98. Do you have a Facebook? (credit Gregory Leo)
99. Do you like your job?(credit Gregory Leo)
100. Do you like green eggs and ham? (credit Bianca)
101. Do you like Windows 10?(credit Gregory Leo)
102. Should I buy this phone? (credit Krryss)
103. What does the elephant say? (credit hhover)
104. What does the cow say? (credit hhover)
105. What does the snake say? (credit hhover)
106. What does the goat say? (credit hhover)
107. What does the sheep say? (credit hhover)
108. What does the frog say? (credit hhover)
109. What does the bird say? (credit hhover)
110. What does the pig say? (credit hhover)
111. What does the duck say? (credit hhover)
112. What does the turkey say? (credit hhover)

Credits

www.marketingland.com
www.windowsphone.com
www.digitaltrends.com
www.unlockwindows.com
forums.windowscentral.com

Did we miss any?

Which are your favorite questions? Are there any here we haven't found yet?

Gareth is an Microsoft MVP specializing in Exchange and Office 365. Gareth also contributes to the Office 365 for IT Pros book, which is updated monthly with new content. Find Gareth on LinkedIn, Twitter, or, Facebook.

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Source: https://supertekboy.com/2015/03/02/questions-to-ask-cortana/

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